Hi. I’m Johnnie Divine.

And you’re likely wondering - who the hell is Johnnie Divine? Is the plural of Johnnie Divine, Johnnies Divine? Why didn’t Daria and Trent end up together? Or maybe you’re not wondering any of those things and just want to know how to successfully propagate a monstera.

I’ll try an answer the first one. The rest are universal mysteries that may never be fully understood. And we’re all just going to do our best to get right with that.

Johnnie Divine is a Connecticut-based weirdo, publicist, event producer, homeowner, artist, and very 90’s gay. On the recommendation of his therapist, he is now the architect of this blog.

Now for some fun facts - because who doesn’t love a fun fact?

• Johnnie is an millennial that identifies between 25 and dead.

• He once quit his job and moved to New York City with less than a thousand dollars in his pocket and ended up having an exciting, albeit short, career stint in fashion. He has helped to style celebrities like Lady Gaga and has been featured in publications like Vogue, Nylon, Elle and more!

• Johnnie is an avid DIY-er and home design enthusiast.

• Johnnie is currently entering his self-described “Miranda Phase” because - just like that, he is wearing Invisalign in his 30’s.

He’s also writing this post! And is not sure why, but felt like 3rd person was more appropriate.

Hopefully, that isn’t too weird and you’ll stick around to find some insightful commentary, irreverent observations, and maybe a recommendation of a new place to go to or thing to try.

If you do, I promise some unabashed honesty, a fair amount of NSFW language, and a few attempts at being witty along the way.